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Perhaps, the Best and Most Appropriate Christmas Song Ever Written   
12:57pm 30/12/2007
 
mood: devious


http://www.virb.com/absolutepunknet/videos/32217
 
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The Randomness of Life   
12:36pm 17/03/2007
 
mood: numb
Put your playlist on shuffle. Go to your favorite number and that is the song that best explains you at the moment.
Mine was "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"~ My Chemical Romance
 
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I am this one...   
10:52pm 12/02/2007
 
mood: chipper

Which John Cusack Are You?
 
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:)   
05:29pm 06/01/2007
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Another Poem   
11:07am 13/09/2006
 
mood: depressed
“Long Distance Tragedy”

“Do you have a boyfriend?”
“I don’t know.”
What’s a break?
Is it just waiting until everything blows up in your face?
Perhaps.
Is it a lie that you tell someone to not hurt them?
I can take it.
Take a deep breath.
Swallow all the pain away.
But… I can’t… I can’t breathe anymore.
I’m drowning in this.
No one can help me, but me.
Somehow I think I’m failing because…
My nose is chapped from using those cheap tissues so much.
I drove six hours to get to you.
I took care of you when you were drunk.
I cleaned up your vomit for christ’s sakes.
What does it all equate to?
Nothing.
“Don’t wait around for me.”
Shut-down, numb.
“Be your own person.”
I am my own person.
I feel, think, breathe, laugh, cry, and eventually I’ll die.
You decided to cut me out of your life.
I’m too complex for it.
“I’m missing a part of me when you’re not around…”
“This doesn’t feel right.”
If this is wrong then I don’t know what right is.
I don’t think I’ve ever known.
There was nothing wrong with us…
Except the six hours and the once a month visitation schedule…
Now, you have a car and you won’t even visit me because, why?
You’re too busy.
Okay, I was never busy.
I never had my own life to think about.
I DID and I sacrificed things and you gave me nothing.
“I care about you.”
If you cared so much then you’d call and make sure I wasn’t dead in an alley somewhere.
I’d rather jump off a cliff than be with someone else right now.
I guess that’s love… and you’re just empathy.
 
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Decided to Post a Poem   
01:31am 16/02/2006
 
mood: loved
“Hidden Meanings”
I detest those sappy love poems
They consist of nothing of substance
All fluff, airy, and language filled
Give me an elegy
Give me a prodigy
But I must pause
I’ve forgotten my cause
A simply love poem wouldn’t suit you
It wouldn’t do you justice to write it
Words cannot elevate your status too
No, you are not on a pedestal, sit                       
I will not profess my undying love
I am not capable of having this
Surely, you are not my gift from above
You have gratified me with your sweet kiss
The chemicals are playing games with me
They overload my brain with this feeling...
But I couldn’t possibly let you see
That... that my head and heart are cartwheeling
I guess I could after all... if you call...
No, I won’t say it ! I would aptly fall...
in love with you
 
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Stolen   
01:27pm 23/04/2005
 
mood: tired
This sounds about right.


Your Life Path Number Is 6



6





You have a strong sense of responsibility: you must feel useful to be happy.

The main contribution you make is that of advice, service and ever present support.

This is the Life Path related to leadership by example and assumption of responsibility...

Thus, it is your obligation to pick up the burden and always be ready to help.



The Life Path 6 is one who is compelled to function with strength and compassion.

You are a sympathetic and kind person, generous with personal and material resources.

Wisdom, balance, and understanding are the cornerstones of your Life Path.

Your extraordinary wisdom and the ability to understand the problems of others is apt to commence from an early age...

As a child, you easily spanned the generation gap and assumed an important role in life early on.



While you may assume huge responsibilities in the community, you life revolves around the immediate home and family.

Most with Life Path 6 are the positive types who willingly carry far more than their fair share of the load and are always there when needed.

You are very human and realistic about life, and you feel that the most important thing in your life is the home, family and friends.



The number 6 Life Path actually produces few negative examples, but there are some pitfalls peculiar to the path.

Avoid a tendency to become overwhelmed by responsibilities and a slave to others.

Also, avoid being too critical (of yourself or of others).

The misuse of this Life Path produces tendencies towards exaggeration, over-expansiveness, and self-righteousness.



Imposing one's views in an interfering or meddling way must be an issue of concern.

The natural burdens of your number are heavy, and on rare occasions, responsibility is abdicated by persons with this Life Path 6.

This rejection of responsibility will make you feel very guilty and uneasy, and it will have very damaging effects upon your relationships with others.


 
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I'm Alive with Quizzes   
02:20am 21/04/2005
 
mood: exhausted
I read most of your lj entries. I missed about a weeks worth. I've learned this. People post too much. It made my eyes hurt. I'm averaging 5 or less hours of sleep a night. I'm staffing it up for First Edition Week larping. Tonight was fun because we threw water balloons at the players. Staff revenge! I got soaked. Ethan needs to stop dying and get better!:/ *shakes fist at health services* I'm exhausted... one of these days people might know what's going on with everything here... but that will be when I am awake and not delirious from lack of sleep.
God and Goddess - Powers by Drusilla
Username
Your powers are or have to do with...Wind
For good or for bad?For bad,you are one devious one :) 'Lead me not to temptation, I can find it myself.'
Lucky number. O.o2
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You Are An Elm Tree









You are easygoing and a pleasure to be around.

Good looking, you have a pleasant shape and tasteful clothes.

You demand little in others, but you tend not to forgive their mistakes.

Dominant, you like to lead and enjoy making decisions for others.

Overall, you are cheerful, honest, noble, generous, and funny.




You Have A Type A- Personality



A-





You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.

When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds





You Have A Type A- Personality



A-




Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence



You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.



You scored as Rogue. Code Name: Rogue
Real Name: Unknown
First Appearance: Avengers Annual #10
Legal Status: US Citezen
Place of Birth: Caldecott County, Mississippi
Maritul Status: Single
Known Relatives: Mystique (Legal Foster Mother) NigfhtCrawler (Foster Brother)
Base of Operations: Xavier Institute for Gifted Youngsters
Group: Former Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, Current X-Men
Hight: 5' 8"
Weight: 120 lbs
Eyes: Green
Hair: Brown with White Streak
Strength Level: Superhuman Class 50
Fight Speed: Supersonic

Mutant Ability: Able to absorb the mind and powers of anyone she touches flesh to flesh. She is also able to fly and has super Human strength. However these are powers she absorbed from Miss Marvel otherwise known as Carol Danvers.




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Rogue

100%

Cyclops

80%

Jean Grey

70%

Shadowcat

70%

Banshee

60%

Beast

60%

Iceman

50%

Professor X

50%

Wolverine

40%

Archangel

40%

Storm

40%

Colossus

20%

Nightcrawler

0%

Which X-Men member are You?
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For Lindsay   
01:16am 15/04/2005
 
mood: worried
01]. Total volume of music files on my computer:
670, there are some more stored in another part of my computer, but I'm just too tired to look.

[02]. Last CD I bought:
Phantom of the Opera, for Dan.

[03]. Last song I listened to before doing this meme:
Some song from the Dialogues of the Carmelites. Carol and I are in the chorus! Alto pride!

[04]. Five songs I've been listening to a lot lately:
Someone Like You(the one that the alto sings)- Jeckyll and Hyde
Friday I'm in Love- The Cure
So I Need You- 3 Doors Down
Trouble Me- 10000 Maniacs
All Through The Night- Cyndi Lauper
 
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Stolen from Al and Lindsay   
09:02pm 26/03/2005
 
mood: tired
You scored as Sleeping Beauty. Your alter ego is Princess Aurora, a.k.a. Sleeping Beauty! You are beautiful and enchanting, and as sweet as ever.

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Sleeping Beauty

69%

Donald Duck

63%

Snow White

50%

The Beast

50%

Cinderella

50%

Pinocchio

50%

Cruella De Ville

50%

Goofy

38%

Ariel

25%

Peter Pan

13%

Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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They need to pick better Disney Characters.
 
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I want to be a hermit like Emily too!   
06:34pm 15/03/2005
 
mood: happy
I decided to get my Literature homework done before the break. This is why I am now so admant about subjecting you to these poems by Emily Dickenson.

#341
After great pain, a formal feeling comes-
The nerves sit ceremonious, like Tombs-
The stiff Heart questions
Was it He, that bore,
And Yesterday, or Centuries before?
The feet mechanical, go round-
Of Ground, or Air or ought-
A wooden way
Regardless grown,
A Quartz contentment, like a stone-
This is the House of Lead-
Remebering if outlived,
As freezing persons, recollect snow-
First- chill- the stupor- then letting go-

#241
I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it's true-
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor stimulate a throe-
The Eyes glaze once- and that is Death
Impossible to feign
The Beads upon the forehead
By homely Anguish strung.

"Will you tell me my fault, frankly as to yourself, For I had rather wince, than die."

She's a genius! :) I will now let you read that countless times to understand her greatness.
 
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Swiped from Jeanne!   
01:31am 02/03/2005
 
mood: sleepy
TEN Random Things About Me:
+ I have a lazy eye... my left one. So, only one of my glasses is magnified and the other is plain glass.
+ I once did a cartwheel in broad daylight outside a movie theater and my shirt almost went up all the way.
+ I was a tomboy when I was younger and enjoyed climbing trees and playing in the sump.
+ My Biology teacher singled me out in class because I had a "widow's peak" hairline.
+ I was once told I looked like Scarlet O'Hara from "Gone with the Wind."
+ I once fainted in class while giving a report on Elenore Roosevelt. I finished it the next day saying, "Her husband fainted" and everyone had a good laugh.
+ I screwed up the before lunch prayers when I forgot how to say the "Hail Mary." I have no idea what I was saying over the announcement speakers.
+ I can be loud when I want to be.
+ I took kickboxing.
+ I refused to get braces, or fix the tiny space between my teeth.

NINE Places I've Visited:
+ Orlando, FL.
+ Williamsburg, V.A.
+ Charleston, S.C.
+ Key West, FL.
+ Some Minikee station, Georgia
+ Mystic, Conn.
+ Ocean City, Maryland
+ Newark, Deleware
+ Salem, Mass.

EIGHT Things I want to do before I die:
+ Meet Jimmy Fallon.
+ Meet Molly Shannon.
+ Be on SNL.
+ Learn what real love is.
+ Change at least one person's life for the better.
+ Go to Ireland.
+ Write a book.
+ Have my own island!

SEVEN Ways to win my heart:
+ Protect me from scary people.
+ Make me laugh.
+ Care about me.
+ Respect me for who I am.
+ Give me a meaningful hug.
+ Write me a poem.
+ Lay in front of a snow plough to cancel school!

SIX Things I believe in:
+ Friends
+ Pessimism
+ Honesty
+ Intellgence
+ Life
+ Casper! (what I ran out of things?)

FIVE Things I'm afraid of:
+ Death and friends reactions to it.
+ Jumping spiders.
+ Clowns.
+ My mother.
+ Pink!

FOUR of my Favourite Items in my bedroom:
+ My Jimmy Fallon book... "I hate this place: the pessimist's guide to life."
+ My collages
+ My little green stuffed animal monkey.
+ My Moushi pillow.

THREE Things I do everyday:
+ Wake up.
+ Write.
+ Think... betcha didn't know that one!

TWO Things I am trying not to do right now:
+ Stay awake
+ Focus on the screen and not screw up too badly typing.

ONE Person I want to see right now:
+ Daddy
 
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Some Quizzes because they're funny   
09:36am 01/03/2005
 
mood: crazy
meg
Meg... The Damsel In Distress, You are Sassy, Yet
Classy!


Which Disney's Hercules Character Are You?
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NOT, I repeat, NOT a slut. Yay for you =D


How slutty are you? I mean really.
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erica
You are the comedian/ semi- hermit friend...like my
friend Erica. Comedian because you can be
loud, silly and REALLY funny, and have a lot to
say. Semi-hermit because it might not be often
that you leave your house(even though you want
to) You like to sit on your butt in front of
the tv w/ a carton of ice cream alot of the
time day dreaming about cute movie stars. You
might get a little depressed about your current
love life situation, but it comes and goes,
just like everyone else's. Maybe you just have
larger gaps in between. You also want to be in
the spotlight....which is interesting, get off
your butt, never watch tv again!


What kind of friend are you?... (for girls or girlish men)
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*gasp* I'm not a slut. Danielle I am not a whore because I don't get paid! Also I don't really watch t.v. and I stopped eating ice cream. :p As for the hermit part... they got me there didn't they. Sometimes I go outside and see daylight! Last night I played in the snow. I got into a battle with Steve which ended in me being picked up and thrown into the snow. Garbadge bags make kick ass sleds. Jill, Crystal, and I took Steve out a couple of times though. Hehe.
 
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Laura said to write a poem here it is :)   
02:42am 24/02/2005
 
mood: thoughtful
Technically, I'm too late for poetry Wed. like Danielle and others do, but I wrote one. I haven't written one in a long time. Don't expect anything prolific.

An Insomniac's Racing Thoughts

I want you to hurt me
Leave me, Desert me
I'm everything you never wanted
So, hurt me
Do I still bleed?
When all is said and done
I'm still here
Fearing the dreams I have
Doubting the things I think
Wishing the whole ordel was
Imaginary...
Like I am to you
I never did exist
Did I?
I was merely your
Place holder
A discarded tissue
Of little value
Of no regard
Take the moment
You can keep it
Make it a trophy
In your mind
It's not mine anymore
It all faded
I left when
You betrayed me
So, beat me
Lie to me
Make me feel alive
Until my heart dies
 
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Stolen from Laura, but I cut out some questions   
01:01am 22/02/2005
 
mood: tired
Basics:
Name: Kaylyn Ann Bernadette Campbell
Age: 19
Height: 5'4? Last time I checked. I've probably gotten taller since then.
Hair color: Dark brown with red streaks... there are some pink ones hidden in there too.
Hair style: Angeled, layered, and long. Usually put up in a pony tail.
Eye color: Hazel.
Shoe Size: Ranges from an 8 to a 9.
Zodiac sign: Capricorn... I'm a goat! That means I get to kill people with my horns, mwhaha.

Family:
Brother(s)?: None.
Sister(s)?: None.
How many cousins do you have?: First cousins I have nine. Second cousins I have too many.
How many aunts?: Five. I'm not couting the demon's side, but if I did it would be 6.
How many uncles?: Five. Great uncles I don't want to count that.
Mom’s name: Lynn. *cringes*
Dad’s name: John. *smiles*
Pets: Rolly Polly, my dog, he is a Shih Tzu!

Childhood:
Best friend in elementary school: Crystal, Bridget, R.J., and Alicia.
Best friend in middle school: I didn't have a middle school I went to Catholic Hell until 8th grade.
Best friend in Junior High: See above.
Best childhood memory: My family sitting in a van in Florida pretending to be mentallty retarded. We are awful people, but it was funny as hell.
What pets did you have as a child?: Too many. I had two hermit crabs. Five kittens. One dog. One cat. Too many guniea pigs to count(started with two.) Two hamsters. Countless fish. I didn't have these all at the same time and some I had only for a week because the owner claimed the dog and we gave the kittens to a shelter.
Favorite tv show as a child: Dinosaurs! That show still rocks! "Here Timmy hold this plutionium and mix it while I stand behind this lead shield." "Okay, Mr. Lizard." *stirs it and he blows up* "We're gonna need another Timmy!"
Favorite Disney movie as a child: Oliver! I liked that little orange cat... I think it was one of the frist movies I ever went to.
Favorite Elementary school teacher: Mrs. Auer(English teacher had us doing Hawthorne and Poe in 7th and 8th grade... college level stuff.)
Favorite Middle school teacher: See above.
Favorite Junior High teacher: See above.
Favorite subject as a child: English.

High School:
Favorite class Freshman year: English 9.
Favorite teacher Freshman year: Mr. Mishkin... taught Global Studies. He used to compliment me all the time and tell me I was smart.
Favorite class Sophomore year: Theater Workshop, or Creative Writing.
Favorite teacher Sophomore year: Mrs. Richford. English 10 Honors was more of a boost to the self-esteem. She loved giving us 100's on everything.
Favorite class Junior year: AP English/Lanuage. I liked analyzing things.
Favorite teacher Junior year: Mrs. Flinter. Best quote from her ever, "I will now calmly walk over to the window and..." I want to threaten jumping out the window to my students if I become a teacher.
Favorite class Senior year: Mixed Chorus, or AP Literature. I liked that I got to do the chorus after so many years of not having room for it in my schedule, but I love my Literature!
Favorite teacher Senior year: Mr. Dawson. He read us poetry about how we shouldn't strive to be like Barbie.
Did you go to the football games?: I went to one... I think. I hate football.
How about basketball?: Never.
How about volleyball?: No.
How about baseball?: Nope.
Best High School memory:
Worst High School memory: I'd have to say the day I was sent to guidance by stupidity. Senior Year.
What was your first day of high school like?: I went to Science twice because I didn't get the whole a day b day deal.
What was your last day of high school like?: I woke up at 5:30 a.m. Took a shower. Got a phone call at 6 a.m. Aunt Bernadette was crying she said Uncle Peter was coming to get me. I am told my dad was doing bad. I was taken to Central Suffolk Hospital. I go inside. Go up to ICU. I see Aunt Bernadette and Danni crying. I know then what has happened. I am left in the room alone with my father's dead body. I cry. I touch his cold hand and some of it is still warm. I whisper how sorry I am things turned out the way they did. I contain myself. I ask to go to school. I show up to school late. I make 2nd period Physics tears welling in my eyes. I get hugs. I went back to my new home and thought he was supposed to be here when I moved in today. I probably left out a lot, but everything was just a big blur.
Did you graduate in the top 10%?: No, I forget what I was in.
How about in top 10?: No.

Movies:
Favorite actor(s) (based on talent only): Gene Wilder.
Favorite actress(es) (based on talent only): Christina Ricci.
Hottest actor(s): Jimmy Fallon.
Hottest actress(es): No idea. I don't check out girls.
Most annoying actor(s): Woody Allen.
Most annoying actress(es): Britney Murphy.
Movie you could watch over and over and never get sick of: Down to You.
Which would you rather watch when you’re sad: A Comedy.
Movie you watch when you’re bored: It Takes Two, lol.
Last movie you watched in a theater: Phantom? Finding Neverland?
Last movie(s) you rented: No idea.
Stupidest movie you’ve ever seen: Gallexy Quest.

Pick one:
Dr. Pepper or Coca Cola: Dr. Pepper.
Pepper or Salt: Salt.
Digital or film camera: Film Camera.
Night or day: Night
Book or tv: Book.
Rap or rock: Rock,
Buy the cd or burn it off the internet: Buy cds.
Magazine or newspaper: Magazine.
Black or white: Black.
Fruits or vegetables: Fruits.
Hot or cold tea: Cold.
Cookies or cake: Cookies.
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla.
Regular or chocolate milk: Chocolate.
Water or Gatorade: Water
Ocean or pool: Pool.
Summer or spring: Summer.
Winter or fall: Fall.
Bread or crackers: Bread.

Travel:
Have you ever been to a foreign country?: No.
How many US states have you visited?: Anything to the East of the Appalachian Mountains except Maine. You count... have fun!
What country do you want to visit the most?: Ireland.
The least?: Africa... nasty bugs that can lay eggs in your skin.
Favorite place you’ve been to: NYC.
Least favorite place you’ve been to: East 95th Street... no that's not my Aunt's house at all.

Currents:
Clothes: Monkey Pajama pants and matching tank top, and underwear.
Hair style: Messy bun.
Smells: Vanilla.
Sights: Computer screen and picture of Daddy and I.
Sounds: Computer humming.
Tastes: Toothpaste.
Feelings (touch): My keyboard, and the desk.
Emotions: Tired and sick.
Food: I had a chicken wrap way earlier.
Drink: Water.
Music: None.

Opposite sex:
Ideal height: It doesn't matter.
Ideal weight: It doesn't matter.
Ideal hair color: It doesn't matter.
Ideal hair style: It doesn't matter.
Ideal eye color: It doesn't matter.
Ideal personality traits: Funny(I don't go for insociable robots with a bland sense of humor), intelligent(You know, they have to have half-a-brain), caring(not pretending to care about me, but actually caring), honest(I don't like liars... they are why I, God, invented the knee), mature(this basically means they aren't just trying to use me for sex.)
Anything else you like or look for in the opposite sex?: Someone who isn't going to dump me over one bad day. Basically, someone who likes to work things out not make abrupt deicions.
 
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Final Pessimist Guide to Life Book Stuff   
07:55pm 16/02/2005
 
mood: thoughtful
My Story:

I hate public transportation, but here's an effective way to deal with it: Pour coffee on the seat next to you. Not only can nobody sit there, but you get the added joy of seeing everyone's disappointment once they realize they can't sit down.

Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, "Where did the creator of 'The Jetsons' go, and why hasn't he done something about this??"

Optimistic Advice You Shouldn't Follow:

THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM
Exactly.
LIVE EACH DAY AS IF IT WERE YOUR LAST
So you want me to lie around in a hospital bed with an I.V. and an oxygen tank? My last day's going to be bad enough without reheasing it day after day!
KEEP YOUR CHIN UP
Why-so that everyone can look up your nose?
A STITCH IN TIME SAVES NINE
Save all the time you want stitching. Hiring a tailor not only saves you the nine stitches, but all the time you'd waste trying to thread the needle.
SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH
Who died and made these people Surgeon General? As if the Apocalypse isn't around the corner anyway. Wise up, people!
A PENNY SAVED IS A PENNY EARNED
Pennies are worthless.
DON'T PUT OFF 'TIL TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN DO TODAY
And if you die in your sleep tonight, you wasted your last day on Earth doing laundry.
LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT
So I'm the one to blame for all this?
THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA
And most are like the one who just dumped you.
SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT
Shut up.

Daily Affirmations for the Pessimist:

Tomorrow may never come.
I am a rock, and a rock feels no pain.
Apathy is the highest virtue.
If you don't have anything nice to say, welcome to the club.
Don't try beating 'em or joining 'em.
Either hang out by yourself, or quit.
Today is another day, just like yesterday was.
Every cloud has a silver lining, and that lining is probably the rain.
I have absolutely no control of my future.
If I keep my mouth shut, things will go a lot smoother.
Seek, and you shall be disappointed.
Knock, and the door shall be slammed in your face.
Everyone is out to get me.
Life is like a bowl.
Each man is an island.
Another day, another sixty-eight cents.
You win some, I lose some.
Life: live it, you don't have a choice anyway.
Whereever I go there I am, and I hate this place.

A Final Note from The Pessimist:
First of all, I would like to tank you for purchasing and reading this collection of life's ordinary occurences as seen through my eyes (unless you stole this book or got it as a gift). If I made you look at the world in a different way, or made you laugh at my day-to-day realizations, then I did my job. I let you see the world of a pessimist, and as you can probably tell, it's not much fun.

But a word of caution: if the revelations in this book made you feel a bit depressed, then you have read the book wrong. Go back to the start abd read it again, remembering that I'm the pessimist, not you. If you are still depressed, then you might be a pessimist yourself, and I seriously suggest that you get some help and start reading those meditational "find your soul" type books. I don't mind helping others, since we pessimists have to stick together. But if you ever see me on the street, please don't say "Hi" because I probably wouldn't want to hear anything you have to say anyway.

Until then, don't keep reaching for the stars, because you'll just look like an idiot, stretching like that for no reason.

Sincerely,
The Pessimist
 
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Happy!   
06:13pm 21/01/2005
 
mood: excited
I love you Caruh! My lj is all prettifyed! :) *hugs* YAY! My lj should sing I feel pretty right now. I command you to look at it!
 
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Lots of Pessimist stuff...   
06:20pm 20/01/2005
 
mood: awake

Jimmy Fallon with a gun... :)

Personal Reflections of the Pessimist

Everyone keeps telling me to travel and see the world because that's where all the opportunities are.

Like the opportunity that I'll get killed in a foreign country!

 

Someone should invent action figures that are lanky and have no super powers. Then the youth of today might respect people like me.

 

Sometimes I think, "This is all a test to see how strong you are. There must be some higher after this, some reward..."

Then I think, "Yeah, right, wake up and smell your instant coffee."

 

Sometimes I cross the street with my eyes closed.

 

If I'm ever at a party, I always take drinks from other people, hoping someone put something in it.

 

Every time I talk to someone, I know I'm just wasting their time.

 

With all the ice-cream men out there driving around, you'd think one of them would have the sense to blast some decent music for a change.

 

I often try to reassure myself by saying, "Well at least it can't get any worse."

But the truth is, it always can. And that's what really terrifies me.

 

They say dog is man's best friend.

That's if you're lucky enough to get one of those "friendly" dogs.

 

Sometimes I think the reason I don't get along with anyone else is because I'm superior.

Then I think to myself, "What's so great about me?"

 

I have a hard time looking at myself, let alone other people.

 

Let's hear it for carbon monoxide, right everybody?

 

People seem to enjoy saying, "Is the glass half-full or half-empty?"

They stop smiling when I say, "It'll be half-empty when I pour it over your head."

 

 
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A Calandar Made of Musicals   
09:27pm 05/01/2005
 
mood: mischievous
It pretty much describes 2004 for me.

January
Climbing Up Hill~ Last 5 Years
Mister Cellophane~ Chicago
Thank Goodness~ Wicked
Tonight~ Westside Story
I Dreamed a Dream~ Les Mis
So in Love~ Kiss Me Kate


Febuary
There's a Fine, Fine Line~ Avenue Q
Still hurting~ Last 5 Years
On my Own~ Les Mis
No Good Deed~ Wicked
I Hate Men~ Kiss Me Kate
One Hundred Easy Ways~ Wonderful Town
Last Midnight~ Into the Woods
Wash that Man~ South Pacific
Cell Block Tango~ Chicago
Razzle Dazzel~ Chiacgo
Don't Cry for me Argentina~ Evita
And So It Goes~ Movin' Out


March
Another Openin', Another Show~ Kiss Me Kate
Too Darn Hot~ Kiss Me Kate
Wrong Note Rag~ Wonderful Town
The Rumble~ Westside Story

April
Out Tonight~Rent
Many a New Day~ Oklahoma

May
Your Fault~ Into the Woods
What is this Feeling?~ Wicked


June
No Matter What~ Beatuy and the Beast
Home~ Beauty and the Beast
No More~ Into the Woods
The Poor~ Les Mis
I Feel Pretty~ Westside Story

July
Belle~ Beauty and the Beast
Veggie Rap~ Into the Woods
Class~ Chicago
We Both Reached for the Gun~ Chiacgo

August
Everythings Comining Up Roses~ Gypsy
Conquering New York~ Wonderful Town
Take Me or Leave Me~ Rent
Another Day~ Rent
All That Jazz~ Chicago

September
The Battle~ Beauty and the Beast
Will I~ Rent
For Good~ Wicked
Without You~ Rent
There is Life Outside Your Apartment~ Avenue Q

October
Everyone's a Little Bit Racist~ Avenue Q
Schadenfreude~ Avenue Q
It Sucks to Be Me~ Avenue Q

November
A Little Bit in Love~ Wonderful Town
I'm Not that Girl~ Wicked

December
Wouldn't it Be Loverly~ My Fair Lady
Popular~ Wicked
I Wish I Could Go Back to College~ Avenue Q

I got the idea from Jasmine. Thanks! :)
 
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Baby, it's cold outside...   
12:04am 25/12/2004
 
mood: peaceful
The title is so because I watched Elf the other day and I really like the song. Steph. gave me a shirt that said London on it the other day. We're supposed to go on a trip to Europe together sometime. We have lots of plans, lol. Danielle got me "A Night at the Roxbury" and a nice fuzzy light blue blanket. Her mommy got me pjs and slippers and her sister gave me candy. :) It was very nice of them.

I switched the order for this entry of my pessimist stuff. You get a two for one. They are holiday related so I figured I'd write them both down.
"This holiday season give the gift that keeps on giving-a plastic middle-finger keychain."
"When my parents told me there was no Santa Claus, I wasn't surprised. Once I found out all the other kids got presents from this "Santa," I put two and two together."

And now for a special Christmas treat I will leave you with the motivational santa sketch from Saturday Night Live:
Matt Foley: Hey, you know what? I think it's time for ol' Matt to tell you all a little story! Gather 'round, please. [ sits down in Santa chair, as the kids gather around him ] Alrighty here.. let's see.. [ reads ]

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the van
Your ol' buddy Matt fell asleep behind the can.
His children were nestled two time zones away,
With his first wife and her husband, in sunny L.A.
Matt woke up and realzied with a chill and a quiver
That he was living in a van down by the river!"
 
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